HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow) - As a native of South Jersey, born and raised a Philly sports fan, I acknowledge this is the farthest thing from an objective prediction. I also, quite frankly, do not care.
Nicky Boy Foles and that Eagles offense is going to have no problem moving the ball against the Patriots defense. Subsequently, TB 12 isn't going to get enough time on the field to pull off his usual heroics. Philly gets a lead, they hold on to it by dominating time of possession. Philadelphia goes nuts. Marky Mark legally changes his name to Vince Papale and completes the full conversion to being a Philly fan. Tom Brady retires from football but continues to make Facebook documentaries. The Rocky Statue comes to life and celebrates at the top of the steps of the Philadelphia Art Museum. Free cheesesteaks all around. Yuengling Lager showers break out. Hawaii News Now sends me back to the 215 to cover the parade. World peace is finally realized. No one ever throws a battery ever again.
Might be aiming for a bit much here. But, like Mary Poppins said, you shoot for the heavens you get the stars thrown in... or something like that.
Our fearless leader:
Ok, last thing: