Our top story tonight: Flying UH professors, and a cartoon commencement speech. Not to be taken literally. It all makes sense at ten.
Also not literal: chocolate rivers in Kona. Sure looked like it this afternoon, though.
HPD says it's broken up a burglary ring in Windward Oahu. If the thieves don't get jail time hopefully their parents will at least ground them.
And we catch up with the most talented homeless man we've ever met. If his memory doesn't wow you, perhaps his new business will.
Hope to see you at ten!